Welcome Earth Residents! I have been looking for you.
Alpin is a 2.6±0.1 decade-old human creature who lives here, on the planet earth, where this website is definitely hosted. Since before molting into adulthood, Alpin has been creating fantastical stories and crafting worlds. Alpin would like to assure all earth residents that it is fully vaccinated against appropriate diseases within the population, including the rabies due to an unfortunate run-in with a particularly friendly stray [[translation not found]].
Being a human person is filled with many ups and downs. My ups are the mythical creatures I live with, who entertain me throughout my normal human schedule. Contact me at email@example.com, or follow me on twitter @AlpinGeist.
Check out the first chapter of Confessions of a SuperFake (in beta)!